January 2009
56 posts
I believe in pink, I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...
– Audrey Hepburn
The woman knew what she was talking about. Focusing on the ‘being strong’ part today.
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(via georgiegirlnyc)
I BROKE UP A FIGHT AT SCHOOL ON FRIDAY. AN 8TH GRADER HIT A LITTLE 6TH GRADER. I FELT LIKE OLIVIA FROM LAW AND ORDER….TUFF AND I LOVED IT!
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t...
– Hobbes, Calvin & Hobbes (via girlindc) (via mimilachula) (via wildephotog) (via dazzlingdelta)
I believe laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing; kissing a...
– Audrey Hepburn (via heyaloverly: tuesdayslove: unicornology: howdiabolical) (via restlessruminations) (via elizabethanne)
You know what, Kev, do me a favor. Why don’t you close your eyes… Now imagine...
– Jim Halpert (via kaytee)
MY POOR BABY
WAFFLES HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR TODAY. MY POOR LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN THROWING UP. HE HAD TO GET A SHOT AND CRIED SO HARD. I HATE SEEING HIM SAD
If you are a preacher of mercy, do not preach an imaginary but the true mercy....
– Martin Luther (via complicatedshoes)
Maybe I just block Toby from my mind … like someone who’s molested, doesn’t...
– Michael Scott from The Office (via hipsterdiet)
When you love the unlovable and forgive the unforgivable, you’re free.
– Bernie Siegel (via juliaallison)
LOLA
My BFF Crystal got a puppy!!! Her name is LOLA…I am so excited for her. I can’t wait to meet her. Maybe Waffles and LOLA can marry so Crys and I can finally be related!!
Gotta love the High School Students
Student 1: Hey Miss, Do you want to go on a date with me?
Me: No, thank you. I am your teacher. We don't go on dates or hang out
Student 1: I'll take you to Outback
Student 2: You just want to take her there because you get a discount since you're a waiter there
Student 1: Bus Boy...get it right fool. So, miss are you in??
Me: NO
Student 1: How old are you? 23??
Me: Yes... I am 23 ( I wish)
The Houston Rodeo is Coming....so excited
EVENT:DATE:VENUE: Houston Rodeo and Rascal FlattsMarch 3, 2009 Tuesday, 6:45 pmReliant Stadium Houston, TXVIEW Searching… Houston Rodeo and Alan JacksonMarch 4, 2009 Wednesday, 6:45 pmReliant Stadium Houston, TXVIEW Searching… Houston Rodeo and Clay WalkerMarch 5, 2009 Thursday, 6:45 pmReliant Stadium Houston, TXVIEW Searching… Houston Rodeo and Gladys...
My poor Little Waffles had to have his shots yesterday. He did very good. But the poor baby didn’t feel good all night.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
– Andy Rooney (via kari-shma) (via snickerdoodle) (via elizabethanne)
Me: Dad, have youy been drinking??
Dad: yea
Me: It's 10 am
Dad: So...I am pre-partying
Me: For what?
Dad: The Junior Brown Concert
Me: It's not until 7 pm! Who were you drinking with
Dad: myself...no one else was off work
Me: ***nothing, just shaking my head